Barnes yells: Welcome ladies and gentlemen, to this evening's presentation!
Barnes yells: Tonight we plumb the depths of the human soul as we join a lost, lonely girl trying desperately--with the help of her loyal companions--to find her way home!
Barnes yells: But she is pursued... by a wicked, malevolent crone!
Barnes yells: Will she survive? Will she prevail? Only time will tell. And now... on with the show!
Barnes yells: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this evening's presentation!
Barnes yells: Tonight, things are not what they seem... for tonight your eyes may not be trusted!
Barnes yells: Take for instance this quiet elderly woman waiting for a visit from her granddaughter... surely there is nothing to fear from this sweet, gray-haired old lady!
Barnes yells: But don't let me pull the wool over your eyes! See for yourself what lies beneath those covers! And now... on with the show!
Barnes yells: Welcome ladies and gentlemen, to this evening's presentation!
Barnes yells: Tonight... we explore a tale of forbidden love!
Barnes yells: But beware, for not all love stories end happily, as you may find out. Sometimes, love pricks like a thorn!
Barnes yells: But don't take it from me; see for yourself what tragedy lies ahead when the paths of star crossed lovers meet! And now... on with the show!
